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(423): View more from Tennessee

2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place

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(813): View more from Florida

No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.

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(818): View more from California

Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.

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(678): View more from Georgia

just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope

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(415): View more from California

Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.

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(330): View more from Ohio

And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.

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