How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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