let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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