dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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