just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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