Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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