Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Help. Why am I so naked?
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