ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I am one with the molecules
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Randomize
