Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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