I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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