she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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