I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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