She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
pray to the hookup gods
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize