are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I think i got beer on your cat.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
