Can Purell be used as lube?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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