there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Floor bacon is actually really good
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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