its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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