you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Randomize
