so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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