"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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