it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize