We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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His nipple licking is glorious
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