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Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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