i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
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