Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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