Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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