my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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