so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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