i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
