i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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