Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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