i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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