yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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