What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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