he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
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