You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Randomize
