Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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