i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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