FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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