Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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