But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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