Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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