Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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