If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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