i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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