he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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