Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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