who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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