yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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