Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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