I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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