Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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