Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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