i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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