my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Ketchup is God's man juice
it's great music for shaving your balls
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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